If I were given the ability to make my worst enemy eat a single food for the rest of their life, I would make them eat Dots, because I’m a vengeful and opportunistic person and because Dots are that disgusting. I don’t know a single person who eats and enjoys Dots un-ironically. Even the advertising on their packaging doesn’t try to make them sound good. ![]() I’m not talking about the charmingly delightful ice cream treat you get out of those weird stands in movie theatres (see: Dippin’ Dots) I’m talking about “Assorted Fruit Flavored Gumdrops”. Got it? Now FORGET ABOUT IT because whatever it was, it’s nothing compared to Dots. ![]() Imagine how it tastes, smells, feels against your tongue. Imagine the most disgusting, horrible candy you’ve ever had the misfortune of putting in your mouth.
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